Well, when I say funny I mean kinda gross and a little sad. My 4-year-old, Little D, has gone through periods of time where he frigs around at bedtime. One evening I was in his bedroom getting things ready for post-bath and I smelled the distinct odor of urine. I thought one of the animals had peed in his room, as they are sometimes wont to do. Upon further examination I discovered the source of said pee smell. The kid had been peeing in his trash can instead of going to the bathroom. He said he was scared to go to the bathroom. This cat is sweet and super chill but has a tendency of jumping up on Little D. I wondered if he may not have wanted to walk to the bathroom in the dark right next to his bedroom.

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So let's just pretend that your kid could be in danger. Serious danger. Like your kid is in school and gunshots are heard. The school goes into lockdown. And then, your kid has to pee. The kid asks to be escorted to the bathroom but the answer is "no," because, well, there could be people who want to shoot you. Ya know, that kind of thing.
Lady Gaga marks her dressing rooms with urine in surprising places. Jessica Simpson plans to give birth in 4-inch Yves Saint Laurent heels. Rihanna is horny and not getting laid enough. Nicki Minaj wants to use a vibrator in front of children. Friday gossip has needs. I do quite often pee in the dressing room, in the trash can. It would have been an interesting photo today because I had a big pink bow on, and I was over the trash can