A study to trump all others, 'The Flatulence Report' also means to answer the age-old question 'what makes farting funny? As part of the research, sound specialists, scientist Dr Helen Pilcher and a bunch of Beano boffin studied recordings of different farting noises. The full fart spectrum ranged in sound from low to high-pitched, short to long, dry to wet and from loud to squeaking.

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The definitive Fart Sounds app on iTunes. It blasted to 1 on Christmas Day of that year and clinged to number one for weeks. It continued to linger in the Top Ten for over a year! To celebrate the 7th anniversary of that incredible moment in flatulence history, iFart scientists completely rebuilt the backend of the app and released our biggest update ever!
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Disclaimer: This is not my story—thankfully. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. And, if it makes his eyes burn. Then I realized … My God, help me. I have a horrendous fart on deck. Big trouble. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.